1. The most miserable grandson in history: start with a bowl, and the equipment depends entirely on picking up
On September 10, 74 BC, the large-scale talent show at the Chang'an Palace.
The powerful minister Huo Guang frowned while holding the candidate list:
Candidate A Liu He: Arrogant and domineering, he wanted to fire his boss after 27 days of work (has been fired);
Candidate B Liu Xun: Both parents died, the people grew up, they were so poor that they were so poor that they ate the vegetables—"It's him! It's easy to grasp!"
Liu Xun's resume can be called "hell mode":
1. Great-grandfather Emperor Wu of Han, and grandfather was the crown prince Liu Ju, but the whole family was searched for a set meal for the "witchcraft disaster";
2. Infant as an infant, he was imprisoned and relied on a female prisoner to prolong his life;
3. When you grow up, you are familiar with the sufferings of the people (including but not limited to cockfighting and dog gambling skills).
Huo Guang was secretly happy: "This kid wants money but no money, no one, he is simply the chosen son of the puppet world!"
——Little did he know that he chose not the little white rabbit, but the wolf king disguised as a husky!
2. What should I do if the boss is a powerful minister? Stay alive!
The new emperor Liu Xun found a dragon throne with a thorn on his first day of work:
Create the jade seal? First find Huo Guang to sign and stamp;
Want to go out? Only sacrificial activities (accompanied by Huo Family VIP monitoring);
Even the queen (Huo Guang's granddaughter) was poisoned and dared not say anything (the ceiling of workplace tolerance).
What is even more heartbreaking is that the whole court is full of "Huo Family Chain Stores":
General Huo Guang: CEO;
Huo Yu, Huo Shan: Security Captain + Financial Director;
The people who swept the floor at the gate of the palace were the second uncle of the Huo family.
Liu Xun's inner OS: "My throne? It's obviously Boss Huo's experience card!"
But he smiled on the surface: "General, you have the final say!"
——"About the fact that my boss is my subordinate"
3. Counterattack strategy: pretend to be a rookie and hold your ultimate move in secret
As soon as Huo Guang died, Liu Xun instantly tore up the script of the little white rabbit and backhanded a set of "workplace counterattack combination punches":
1: Rising light and falling darkly
Granted the marquis of the Huo family: "Huo Yu was promoted to Grand Sima! (but the military power was confiscated)"
Huoshan takes over as general: "The title is given to you, and the real power belongs to me"
2: Poaching
Promote Huo Guang's mortal enemy Wei and is quite prime minister;
Let the eunuch family members Zhang Anshi manage the imperial guards (Huo family:???);
Privately set up a group and send red envelopes: "The salary doubles in the recruitment of the Anti-Hopa League!"
3: Fishing law enforcement
When the Huo family was forced to rebel, Liu Xun directly took out the "VIP card for killing nine clans"-
"You praised me back then, and today I will give your whole family a debut!"
IV. Whitewashing method: black history? It doesn't exist!
Liu Xun's ultimate problem: How to turn the "rebel grandson" into a "Zhongxing wise king"?
1. Forcibly change his father: claiming that he inherited the legal system of Emperor Zhao of Han, and his grandfather Liu Ju became the "Prince Li" (translation: make a mistake but not kill him);
2. Praise the enemy: hold a state funeral for Huo Guang, and frantically brush the barrage of "General Huo's peace and stability";
3. Ban the former colleague: prohibiting the deposed emperor Liu He from going to Beijing to worship his ancestors (prevent him from revealing: "Actually, I was just a little stunned!").
By the way to give benefits to the heroes of the royal family:
Tax cuts! Become a marquis! Distribute the year-end bonus!
"As long as you praise me, you will make money!"
5. Counterattack results: From puppets to the eternal emperor
Ten years of endurance, Liu Xun finally launched the "Xiaoxuan Zhongxing" king bomb:
Western Regions were incorporated into "Western Han Branch";
The Huns Chanyu took the initiative to sign the "family agreement";
Economic prosperity reaches "five cents per stone of rice" (the lowest CPI value of Western Han Dynasty);
Become the only four emperors in the Western Han Dynasty who had temple names (the value is comparable to that of the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award).
Ancient Poetry Easter Eggs:
"Dong Zhou was afraid of rumors, and Wang Mang was humble and respectful before the usurpation of the times." (Bai Juyi liked it!)
Huo Guang never knew until his death: the puppet he chose himself is the ultimate boss!
6. Revelation of Power Scheme: Why can't the boss monopolize the power?
Huo Guang had tyrannical power for twenty years, and the deposed emperor was like changing clothes, but he was eventually killed by "silly Bai Tian".
Interpretation of modern workplace version:
1. Power imbalance will be overturned (the boss and the worker check and balance each other is the kingly way);
2 Tolerance is not cowardice, but accumulation of energy (refer to Liu Xun's "living development" strategy);
3. Whitewashing depends on marketing (black history can also be packaged into inspirational stories).
Interactive topic: If you travel through time, what will you do first? (Welcome to let your brains go in the comment section!)
